tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69420412024-03-08T11:56:42.906-08:00FrinkensteinPosts by Andrew Heckman of no particular importance. In fact, I'm not even sure why you're reading this.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.comBlogger156125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-15274010143696624272007-11-10T20:55:00.000-08:002007-11-10T21:29:02.420-08:00Shut up, two-eyes!Argotnaut had LASIK a couple of months ago. She loves her fancy, unbespectacled eyes, and she's prattled on an on about how much more vibrant and big everything looks. As there's nobody more zealous than a convert, she has been encouraging me to undergo the same procedure.<br /><br />Now understand. I have worn glasses since I was in the 5th grade. When I couldn't read the blackboard anymore, I asked the kid at the desk in front of me what was on the board. When I couldn't see the kid in front of me anymore, I knew there was no escaping my destiny. I was to be a four-eyes. A Mr. Peepers. A buck-toothed, glasses-taped-together nerd. As of last month, my eyeglass prescription was -9.5 in the right eye and -10 in the left. This is on a par with somebody with normal vision looking through window that's been smeared with a bucketful of Vaseline. But surprisingly, even my pathetic and pitiable eyeballs were not outside the transforming power of the latest LASIK technology.<br /><br />So I took the plunge, and last Tuesday I let some complete strangers hack into my corneas, flip part of them back like the top of an PEZ dispenser, burn off a few microns of corneal tissue with a laser until my corneas were more or less normally shaped, and then flip the caps back.<br /><br />There are a few crazy YouTube videos of this procedure that you can look up at your leisure. But I have to admit that I'm pretty impressed with the results so far. Currently, my vision is about 20/25, which I haven't had with my unaided eyes in about 35 years. So no more fogging up of lenses coming in from the cold, no more groping for the bedside clock, no more flying off of glasses when I pull a t-shirt on over my head.<br /><br />The only drawback is that I can't see things up close anymore without some reading glasses. So I've gone backward in time to my old, youthful eyes, but at the expense of having to do like the old folks do and don reading glasses to look through the morning paper. It's a fair trade, especially now that I can wear sunglasses, and I can work out at the gym without the sweat making my glasses slide down my nose. When I'm fully healed, I'll be able to swim and actually see where the hell I am in the pool. If my vision stays as sharp as it is now, cycling will be a whole new experience...my contacts enabled me to see fairly well, but nothing really like this. I'm sure the Columbia River Gorge will take on an entirely new level of grandeur.<br /><br />I'm also certain that watching football in high definition will now be ultra-impressive. If only the Bears were, too. One miracle at a time, I guess.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-89531025485177778552007-10-31T17:51:00.000-07:002007-10-31T17:53:10.414-07:00A Little Halloween Humor......very little.<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/saint bonyface.jpg" />Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-21326578073392381572007-10-19T17:23:00.000-07:002007-10-19T17:29:00.779-07:00German Voodoo DoughnutsNot much exciting to post about, so I haven't posted lately. But here's a video I made for my German language class. The assignment was to create something for this year's batch of German exchange students that would show them a part of Portland that they wouldn't find in travel books. I chose to do a little film on <a href="http://voodoodoughnut.com/about.html">Voodoo Doughnuts</a>, in operation since 2004. Even if you don't know German, you'll still get the gist, especially when it comes to my opinion about a certain U.S. President. Enjoy!<br /><object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5OaL_sahdEo"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5OaL_sahdEo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed> </object>Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-52759037930244822002007-09-20T20:43:00.000-07:002007-09-20T21:10:18.176-07:00The times, they are a-changin'Sorry about the eon that has passed since my last post. Not sorry about the eon, I should say...it was a great eon. I'm just apologizing for the lack of posts during the eon.<br /><br />Also, I don't have a lot of time to wax on about all the stuff that's happened in the past...er...six weeks. I will soon, but because I've gotten a few requests for the photos below, here they are.<br /><br />First, a bit of background.<br /><br />When I was in my early teens, my Dad would always make me get a crew cut. This was at a time when all the kids wanted to look like Peter Frampton or Robert Plant, or (shudder) David Cassidy. My Dad was very sneaky about getting us to the barber shop. For instance, because he was a private pilot and licensed instructor, he would often give us kids flying lessons, and say "Hey, Andy! How about we go put some flight time in the airplane!" "Great, Dad!" I would squeal. So we'd climb into the car, but on the way out to the airport, he'd say:<br /><br />"But first, a haircut!"<br /><br />This phrase became infamous in my family, and came to mean anything horrible that has to be endured before you can get to the good part.<br /><br />Last week, I returned to my hometown for a family reunion, and I decided that, for old times sake, me and my Dad would go get matching haircuts. Thus, I would transform the hideous and painful remembrance of those times into sweet nostalgia. Here are the before-and-after results:<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/buzz%20before.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/buzz%20after.jpg" /><br /><br />My brother, who went through the same torment, looked upon my new 'do and shook his head as if I'd just gotten a swastika tattooed on my brow. "Come on, Steve!" I said. "Become one of us!"<br /><br />I think he's still running.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-44864736497157638092007-07-09T21:17:00.000-07:002007-07-09T21:36:35.503-07:00How does your garden grow?Pretty darn well, thank you.<br /><br />Not much going on of note right now. I'm taking Liguistics 390 over the summer and so far I'm enjoying it very much. But exciting reading it ain't.<br /><br />Actually, neither is an update on how the back garden is doing, but at least I can offer some nice before and after pictures:<br /><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/gardenshot1.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/julygarden4.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/gardenshot3.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/Julygarden1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />The corn is waist high by the 4th of July, and the tomatoes are going gangbusters. The peppers are bringing up the rear right now, but since tomorrow will begin a series of days near 100 degrees (which, I understand, pepper plants thrive on), we'll see how it goes. As for how me and Argotnaut and the boys bear up under triple-digit high temps with no AC, well, I think it'll be time to organize the basement.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-24206833696394812182007-06-21T21:20:00.000-07:002007-06-21T22:06:12.230-07:00Geekfest!Okay, first I was going to title this post "Nerdfest," because it's <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/nerd">nerds</a> who are scientifically-oriented, social misfits and<a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/geek"> <span style="font-style: italic;">geeks</span> </a>who are circus performers who bite the heads off of live chickens. But after consulting Dictionary.com, I find that, while "<span style="font-style: italic;">geek</span> " does have its basis in circus lore and describes a "peculiar person," <span style="font-style: italic;">nerd</span> can be a "foolish person," but nowhere does it say that a geek is stupid. And so I hope that makes me a geek and not a nerd.<br /><br />Got that? OK. And YES, I know that language is constantly changing and YES I know that dictionaries can't possibly keep pace with the changing American vernacular. Argotnaut.<br /><br />Anyway.<br /><br />A couple days ago I saw an article on Yahoo.com regarding an upcoming celestial event. The International Space Station and the Space Shuttle were going to be visible together in the night sky. The Shuttle had just undocked from the ISS so they were going to be traveling as a close pair across the heavens. (Close meaning about 10 degrees, which for the astronomically challenged reader means roughly the width of a fist held at arm's length). Those who know me are aware that I've been an astronomy geek since about, oh, birth, as the previous sentence suggests. So I couldn't pass up a chance to run out into the back yard and look up like a little kid.<br /><br />The article was kind enough to contain links to sites designed to help observers find out when the pair would appear in their local skies. <a href="http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/realdata/sightings/">This site</a> is the one I used and it's very cool.<br /><br />So at the appointed hour (10:34 pm), my lovely and equally geeky wife and I went out and watched as the two star-like points of light chased each other, gliding purposefully through the celestial vault, over the tea house and behind the swaying bamboo trees silhouetted against the gently glowing summer night sky. Their journey took just three minutes, and then they winked out above the southern horizon and were gone, off to visit the skies over Mexico, then Latin America, and then the bottom of the world.<br /><br />Sometimes it's great to be a geek.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-65298133098600908852007-06-19T22:09:00.000-07:002007-06-19T22:22:17.736-07:00Lovely CreaturesI saw this flower on a walk the other day and had never seen anything like it:<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/starflower.jpg" /><br /><br />Guess I'll have to dig around for our "Flowers of the Northwest" book and see if I can find out what kind of flower it is. Sure is something, though...doesn't even look real.<br /><br />Also too cute to be real was this guy I saw recently at the vet:<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/vetkitty.jpg" /><br />He was tiny and had food on his nose. He was available to a good home, but that was all I needed after finding out my cat Cookie is going to have to undergo <a href="http://www.thyrocat.com/inside/radioactive-iodine.html">Iodine 131 therapy.</a> Cookie's prognosis is good: his kidneys are in great shape and he's in otherwise excellent health. But it's still going to be a costly and inconvenient procedure. So no, we're not really in the market for ANOTHER pet right now, thank you. But he sure was a cute little dude, and if Argotnaut had been with me, we may have had another member of the household. But as lovely as he was, Kitty I'm sure found a good home.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-8714048229835132792007-06-10T21:28:00.000-07:002007-06-10T22:33:02.387-07:00"Three hunnert" old and newThe mighty <a href="http://www.laurelhursttheater.com/home.html">Laurelhurst Theater</a> has been having a '60s film fest of sorts during the last few weeks, which has given me the rare opportunity to see some of the favorite films of my yoot on the big screen. Those of you who grew up in the Chicago area during the 60s and early 70s may remember as fondly as I the venerable <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Frazier-Thomas-Family-Classics-Chicago/lm/1B8DHME1MH4S"> "Family Classics"</a> with Frazier Thomas that aired on Sunday afternoons on WGN -- or, and one must adapt an "old man voice" here: "in my day it was just channel 9." Apparently, Frazier picked out the films himself that he thought would be good viewing for the kiddies, and ran them in heavy rotation. So I had the chance to get to know some great films that were made before I was born, like <a href="http://www.war-ofthe-worlds.co.uk/war_of_the_worlds_pal.htm">"War of the Worlds"</a> and <a href="http://www.fanfromfla.net/rodtaylor/timemachine.shtml"> "The Time Machine."</a> Fortuitously, the films the Laurelhurst is playing intersects nicely with the Family Classics films, so I couldn't pass up the chance last Saturday to see <a> "Mysterious Island,"</a> the film that first made me recognize the importance of a kick ass film score, and yesterday the unassailable awesomeness that is <a>"Jason and the Argonauts,"</a> both on the big screen. Actors? Directors? Pffft! Who cares when you have the legendary <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Harryhausen">Ray Harryhausen</a> doing the special effects, and the even MORE legendary <a href="http://www.bernardherrmann.org/">Bernard Herrmann</a> doing the music? Blissful, I tells ya!<br /><br />A couple of posts ago, I mentioned how much I liked the movie "300," despite its pedestrian script and flagrant historical inaccuracies. I based this opinion largely on its jaw-dropping visual style. But watching "Jason and the Argonauts," which was made in 1963, made me wonder how well "300" would hold up in 40 years. I mean, answer this question:<br /><br />Who's the bigger bad ass?<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/300.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/jason.jpg" /><br /><br />I gotta say, I think it's the guys what ain't got no skin. But it does make one wonder if the ubiquitous, push-button nature of CGI has robbed film of some of its magic. Or maybe I'm just getting older and the final product means more if I know that some old dude in his garage took 4 months to produce a fight with skeletons that only lasted two minutes on screen. I guess it's just the heart involved. You can feel the passion in "Jason and the Argonauts." Passionate CGI, well, perhaps that's just a little bit harder to render.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-18864117478400208282007-06-02T18:08:00.001-07:002007-06-02T18:25:09.286-07:00Gardening!OK, first, the title of this post comes from an <a href="http://www.chilidave.com/itmpage4.html">article I read once by one of Prince's sound engineers. </a> The article still makes me laugh/cringe.<br /><br />Anyway, a couple of weeks ago we cleaned out/up the garden and put in some new plants -- my first attempt at...GARDENING! The weather has been mostly sunny and warm since, and after watering on alternate mornings, things are starting to look pretty good already!<br /><br />My planting choices were entirely practical -- stuff we would eat, not just look at. So we have green beans and corn!<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/gardenshot1.jpg" /><br /><br />Strawberries! (a few of which I suspect have already been eaten by "Masky," an interloping raccoon we've seen from time to time).<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/gardenshot2.jpg" /><br /><br />Tomatoes and peppers! Planted in hopes of, later in the summer, making some homemade salsa, plus perhaps some pasta sauce seasoned with thyme, marjoram, oregano and basil that we are also growing in the garden.<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/gardenshot3.jpg" /><br /><br />I'm sure a lot can go wrong between now and harvest time -- I fear if the corn comes up well I'll have to have Buddy and Pepe sleep in the garden at night to discourage Masky's nighttime visits. But so far so good!Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-45630610566029766532007-05-31T18:53:00.000-07:002007-05-31T19:49:09.684-07:00Triple feature (sorta)!Now that Argotnaut and I are back in the southeast part of Portland, we are much closer to several of the second-run theaters that are near and dear to my heart. My love of the <a href="http://www.laurelhursttheater.com/">Laurelhurst Theater</a> is well known. But we are also within walking distance of the <a href="http://www.mcmenamins.com/index.php?loc=9&id=176">Bagdad Theater</a>. This gives me a chance to go catch a flick at a moment's notice whenever A has a bunch of homework that will keep her confined to her office and I'm a bit at loose ends. Such was the case last night, when I decided to go see "300" and "Grindhouse," two movies -- actually three if you count "Grindhouse" as two, because it's comprised of both "Planet Terror" and "Deathproof" -- that I'd been waiting to show up at the second-run theaters.<br /><br />So here are my one sentence reviews of each flick:<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/300.jpg" /><br />300 review: I gotta start to do some crunches.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/rosemcgowan.jpg" /><br />Planet Terror review: Rose McGowan; god -- DAMN! But I bet the machine gun was easier to walk on then those shoes.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/deathproof.jpg" /><br />Deathproof review: Kurt Russell is awesome.<br /><br />Okay, seriously (sorta) I kinda liked 300 the best. The story was juvenile and the history fast-and-loose at best. But for a visual experience, it was breathtaking. Hell, the closing credits sequence alone had more visual ingenuity than most movies made today. Movies are hands down THE media for delivery of images, and "300" is the kind of thing only movies can do, and one of the reasons I think big screens will always be with us regardless of how big our plasma TVs get.<br /><br />"Grindhouse" was good, too, and I recommend it for those who like their humor grimy. Some of the conventions were a bit too precious for me -- the fake negative scratches, the low-fi soundtrack, the bad framing -- given the CGI machine gun attached to Rose McGowan's leg and the obviously high budget necessary to pull off the awesome car chase at the end of "Death Proof." Also a bit precious is the fact that Rodriguez and Tarentino both are such clever filmmakers that they couldn't help but do accomplished work even while trying to pretend not to. But at the same time, I like that the directors obviously wanted to do something fun and different, and the "coming attractions," like "Werewolf Women of the SS" alone were worth the price of admission.<br /><br />Now I'm afraid I must venture to the multi-plex and see "Spider-man 3," since it's one of the few films I think will be necessary to see with the full "Doubly" treatment. But probably I'll go see <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_lives_of_others/"> "The Lives of Others" </a>first. Damn, I'm elitist.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-56959572739022038312007-05-28T21:37:00.000-07:002007-05-28T21:51:22.601-07:00Wild KingdomIt was an all animal all the time day today. My cat Cookie has been diagnosed with a thyroid condition and we've started him on some pills. He's improving, but slowly. He been spending his time in the basement in a box of books, but felt good enough to venture out a little bit today. I've been taking him food, water and treats so he doesn't have to deal with the doggies.<br /><br />Perhaps one reason Cookie was feeling better is because Buddy and Pepe were off getting a pre-summer trim at the dog groomers. Or as they call it, "It's a madhouse! A maaaaadhooooouuuuse!"<br /><br />Here's some "before an after" shots. The first two are Buddy and the second two are Pepe.<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/buddybefore.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/buddyafter.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/pepebefore.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/pepeafter.jpg" /><br /><br />I know they'll thank me in their own way when they're comfortable on our long noontime walks in the 90 degree heat. Buddy particularly, because he's been known to just spontaneously lie down frog-style with his belly in the cool grass when he gets too hot. That yak-like coat of his must be really warm.<br /><br />And just for fun, I decided to make a little video of Lisa feeding the goldfish in our goldfish pond. When watching, keep in mind Quint's immortal lines from "Jaws": "A shark's got lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you, it doesn't even seem to be livin'." I don't think these guys are far removed from ol' Bruce the Great White.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wRZ1sBta_08"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wRZ1sBta_08" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed> </object>Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-73012808717829385742007-05-27T22:37:00.000-07:002007-05-28T10:30:55.491-07:00Party like it's 1989!Hey! Look at that! Finally a post!<br /><br />I've actually been pretty busy, but with a lot of stuff that is of absolutely no interest to anyone but me. And often even *I* don't give a shit about what I'm up to.<br /><br />Anyway, last night Argotnaut and I went to see <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Brains">Bad Brains</a>. That's right! And it was even an all ages show -- what is this, 1989? I won't go into a lot of detail about why I was motivated to see a live rock n' roll show by a major act for the first time since Bush the First was president because, again, who cares? but Bad Brains was one of my favorite bands in the ancient and bygone days when I actually listened to new music. And the BB's guitarist, Dr. Know, was a big influence on my guitar sound. Since it was one of the bands that Argotnaut also enjoyed, we got us some tickets and went to do what the young folks do -- actually be out and about after 11 pm rather than a) in my case collapsing in bed with a pile of dogs and cats, or b) in A's case doing homework and puttering around on-line until her natural sleeping time (say around 1 am) rolls around.<br /><br />Here's a nice, blurry, cellphone photo for ya:<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/bbrains.jpg"><br /><br />It was good to see the guys back in action, and comforting to know that a bunch of 50-year-old guys can still bring it when the spirit (in this case, Jah) moves them.<br /><br />I've also been spending a lot of time editing together videos of Argotnaut's performances in Heidelberg with her theater group in 2005. It was a good exercise in using Final Cut HD and figuring out which video export options provide the best combination of small file size and acceptable quality. Again, you probably won't be excited by this unless you speak German, but all the videos are now posted on my <a href="http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=Ridmouse">YouTube page</a> in case you're curious. A appears in "Polizeiwache," "Das Mauseproblem," and "Alte Freunde."<br /><br />Other than that, I've been cycling and enjoying some long walks with the boys before I start classes in a couple of weeks. Now it's time to take Buddy and Pepe in for a clip and a bath before the year's first hot spell hits tomorrow. I'll be sure to post some before/after pictures...at some point.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-81712445214039357182007-04-24T12:54:00.000-07:002007-04-24T13:27:50.074-07:00Videos, Music, It's An Extravaganza!As promised, for your appreciation or ridicule, here are the two main projects I did for my Digital Video Editing class at the Northwest Film Center School of Film.<br /><br />The first one, "Slacker Manifesto," is the final project. The point of the project was to create a portrait of a person, place, or thing. As often happens, I had an idea that just would not go away, and despite its somewhat tangential relationship to the project's stated goal, I went ahead and did it anyway. This despite the fact that the portrait is of an imaginary person -- well, sort of an alter ego, really. Plus, the last few videos I made were pretty arty and heavy, and I wanted to do something fun and frivolous. I will preface the video by saying that the views expressed in the film are not necessarily those of the filmmaker, even though the filmmaker wrote, edited, and "stars" in it.<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SklN_m0Y8Nk"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SklN_m0Y8Nk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />For the second video, each student was given a tape with 60 minutes of stock footage and told to edit down to a 1-2 minute piece to accompany a haiku that each student wrote based on the film. We had no say in what footage we got -- we simply had to make something of what we were given. It was an interesting project. The footage comes from the <a href="http://www.archive.org/details/prelinger">Prelinger Archives</a>, a foundation whose goal is to preserve old films that otherwise would be lost. These aren't movies, usually, but instead are old industrial/trade/educational films, student films, home movies, old short films and other footage. I highly recommend visiting the site and cruising around. The search function is very good and you'll turn up some interesting stuff that you won't find anywhere else. (A high-speed connection is highly desirable, however.) Anyway, here's my haiku.<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4BEXjONgGWk"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4BEXjONgGWk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br />In other news, "The Unlikely Event," the electronica band of which Argotnaut and I are a part, have finally posted some songs. You'll find them <a href="http://www.virb.com/tue">here</a>.<br /><br />Enjoy!Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-1176415804884525482007-04-12T14:45:00.000-07:002007-04-12T17:12:28.390-07:00Chicago visit highlightsEvery once in a while I get an urge to make a pilgrimage to Chicago to visit old friends. Such an urge was triggered a few weeks ago when some old buddies informed me of a couple of very cool bands playing during the weekend of April 6-8. As it happens, the Cubs' home opener was scheduled for April 9. Thus, a road trip -- or more precisely a "crammed in economy class for four hours" air trip -- was born. A quick search of Travelocity.com turned up a good deal at <a href="http://www.hardrockhotelchicago.com/"> Hard Rock Hotel Chicago </a>. Here were the highlights:<br /><br />Friday night: I arrived in Chicago to one of the coldest April days on record. Figures. Fortunately for the pigeons, they could keep warm around the "Eternal Flame" in <a href="http://www.pbcchicago.com/subhtml/dalcen.asp"> Daley Plaza</a>. One can almost hear them say "Coo! Coo! Thanks for the flame, Chicago war veterans!"<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/chipigeons.jpg"><br />I dumped my stuff at the hotel, scored my Cubbie ticket via the concierge (aided by another Travelocity perk: a $25 ticket voucher),and then it was off to see <a href="http://www.zep2.com/">"Led Zeppelin 2"</a>,at Martyrs'. The band was quite good (although they had decided only to do material from the first four LZ records, so no "Achilles Last Stand") and I had a chance to catch up with many folks I hadn't seen in a long time.<br /><br />Saturday I test rode a new/old bike, a <a href="http://www.lightningbikes.com/p38.htm">P-38 recumbent</a>. I owned a P-38 in the summer of 2002 and loved it, but had to sell it in the wake of the calamity, because we needed the dough. The <a href="http://www.bacchettabikes.com/recumbents/bikes/giro26.htm">Bacchetta Giro</a> I have now is a nice bike but the seat is very high and I'm uncomfortable balancing precariously on one tippy-toe whenever I have to stop. I had been thinking about going back to a P-38 but wanted to test ride one first just to make sure I would be comfortable on it -- the seat back on a P-38 is relatively vertical which makes for a somewhat "closed" riding position, as opposed to the more laid-back Giro. There are no P-38 dealers in Oregon but <a href="http://www.rapidtransitcycles.com/">Rapid Transit</a> bike shop in Chicago had not one but two for test rides! After a few seconds on the P-38, I felt as if I'd been reunited with an old friend. An added bonus is that I got the floor model and saved a few bucks. It's a lovely fire-engine red and I'll be sure to post pictures in a few days when it arrives.<br /><br />Sunday I went visit <a href="http://www.millenniumpark.org/">Millennium Park</a> in Chicago. Very impressive, and I imagine even more so in the summer when the gardens are in bloom. As it was, the brisk, mostly sunny spring day helped provide some nice shots even with my crappy phone camera. Here's a long shot showing the "cloud gate" sculpture at the left, and the stage for the outdoor arena in the background:<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/chimpark.jpg"><br />The "cloud gate" sculpture -- known affectionately in Chicago as "The Bean" is a giant kidney-shaped, chrome-skinned orb. As you might expect, the reflections are very cool:<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/chicloudgate.jpg"><br />If you walk under the crease of the sculpture, the reflections become more abstract:<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/chiundercloudgate.jpg"><br />On the other side of the stage is an enormous, winding, chrome-and-wood bridge. Here you can better see the ornamentation over the stage, which kind of reminds me of an enormous watch spring that has become permanently unsprung, or perhaps a pair of wrecked <a href="http://www.answers.com/topic/chinese-finger-trap"> "Chinese handcuffs"</a> of the gods.<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/chimparkbridge.jpg"><br /><br />Sunday, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/yakuza">Yakuza</a> at <a href="http://www.beatkitchen.com/">Beat Kitchen</a>. Also very cool.<br /><br />Monday, the Cubbie home opener. The weather relented a little bit and graced the crowd with a high of 43 degrees -- for about three seconds. As is my usual approach when I go to a game alone, I got my scorecard, two hot dogs and a pretzel. Awesome. Plus, pretty good seats:<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/chicubbies.jpg"><br />The Cubbies lost, but it was still cool to be at the park. Afterwards, a dinner at one of my favorite Chicago pubs, the Duke of Perth:<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/chiduke.jpg"><br /><br />Tuesday, back home. And none to soon. Tuesday's Cub game was even colder, and Wednesday's was snowed out!<br /><br />The trip was a great time but it's good to be back home with my lovely spouse and stinky little boys. And actual springtime weather!Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-1175654866372844082007-04-03T19:34:00.000-07:002007-04-03T20:02:42.600-07:00Multi-media festThe clamoring throngs have insisted that I write a new post (actually, one person asked because, I think, he was afraid I'd passed on or something). So here it is. The crank in me lately has considered abandoning the blog thing because it's just so overdone. But then my family would never know what the heck was going on with me. The one thing I do less often than post on my blog is call members of my family. And they are all kind of the same way, which is weird because we're such social blabbermouths. So I shall make an effort to update more frequently.<br /><br />There has been one notable development: I believe I have decided on a course of action for the immediate future. As regular readers know, I've been unable to come to a decision about how to best apply myself. Many factors are involved: making a living, doing something meaningful, utilizing my talents, acquiring skills that would be transferable to Europe if Argotnaut and I end up there in a couple of years, etc.<br /><br />A few weeks ago it occurred to me that perhaps teaching English as a second language (TESL) might be an excellent choice. It meets all the above criteria and addresses an interest that my vocational survey turned up: a bias towards teaching. My vocational guidance counselor even suggested teaching, and she'd known me for all of two hours. Must be SOMETHING there.<br /><br />Portland State University offers both a certificate in TESL and a Masters Degree. Of course, the degree would make me far more attractive to potential employers. The downside, obviously, is two years of full time Graduate school, or as John Irving calls it, "Gradual School," because it's where you gradually learn you don't want to go to school anymore.<br /><br />There are several aspects to be investigated -- such as do I REALLY want to go back to school full time for two years?, considering that I haven't done that since Reagan was President. But hey, that's just more blog fodder! I'll be sure to keep my restless readers informed.<br /><br />In the meantime, here's a little movie I did of our pets:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oAankzfrshs"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oAankzfrshs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"> </embed> </object><br /><br />And also, here's what Argotnaut did on her Spring Break! Maybe this full time student thing isn't so tough after all! (That's a joke, my dove!)<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/lbb.jpg"><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/lbb1.jpg"><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/lbb2.jpg"><br />Please note how often we change the sheets!Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-1170823699760070932007-02-06T20:21:00.000-08:002007-02-06T21:08:28.910-08:00Super Blah SundayWow! No posts in nearly a month.<br /><br />Worry not. I'm still alive and have managed to survive the crash and burn of my once-mighty Chicago Bears in the Super Bowl. In fact, I celebrated the occasion -- I mean, the occasion of their <span style="font-weight:bold;">APPEARANCE</span> in the big game, not their shocking and disgraceful performance <span style="font-weight:bold;">IN </span>it -- by allowing the crazy woman who cuts my hair the opportunity to exercise her creativity:<br /><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/buzzc54.jpg"><br /><br />And while the Bears' almost comic ineptitude was reminiscent of the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRBkgshj8Cw">"Upper Class Twit of the Year Competition"</a> on Monty Python's Flying Circus, I still wear my Chicago "C" logo proudly, because the Bears are competitive with the best teams in football (rarely the case in the past) and I have faith that the team's management will actually correctly identify the Bears' problem areas and fix them, as opposed to prior management's usual approach, which often has been to open the door of the clown car and pluck out the most unpromising of the clowns that tumble out.<br /><br />Okay, enough sports. While my hair stylist is flexing her creativity with dye and hair clippers, I'm using my cleverity (all six atoms) and creativity (maybe up to double-digit atoms) on my video editing course. I finished the first of the three course projects last week -- a re-editing of an action sequence in the old TV series "Gunsmoke." And I do mean OLD. The clips we're using are from the early black-and-white days, and feature Dennis Weaver as "Chester." That's before MY time even, so you KNOW they're old.<br /><br />All twelve or so people in the class have the same assignment: use about 15 minutes of rough takes to create a tightly paced sequence with good flow and good continuity. It's been interesting to see how everyone's approach to the same source material has been a little bit different. There are a lot of parallels between music composition and film editing. You must work to find the right rhythm, pacing, emotion, and determine the most important elements and then figure out how to emphasize them while maintaining a pleasing balance. And also like any artistic pursuit, film editing is incredibly time consuming. The "Gunsmoke" sequence is an amalgam of probably 10 takes of varying quality. My final sequence is just shy of three minutes, and it took probably five hours of niggling around to get it there. I cannon <span style="font-weight:bold;">IMAGINE </span>how much time must be involved in editing something like the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. Months and months of work by dozens of people, I'm sure.<br /><br />I'm unlikely to post the results of the "Gunsmoke" exercise because I can't imagine anyone being interested in it. But the next project, if it turns out well, might be worth a You Tube distribution. We'll see!Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-1168492349654733792007-01-10T20:54:00.000-08:002007-01-10T21:39:00.876-08:00Video saved the radio star?For a little while now, I've been trying to figure out what I want to do when I grow up. And by "a little while," I mean about 30 years. Last September I went to see a <a href="http://frinkenstein.blogspot.com/2006/09/but-i-want-to-be-lion-tamer.html#comments"> vocational guidance counselor</a> to help, which it did, in a very general way. However, while I wasn't expecting "you should be a professor of astronomy in a mid-sized university just on the northern outskirts of Cairo" kind of specificity, I do need more than "well, something arty and also a bit science-y."<br /><br />I asked a few friends in Portland about it, and those who've seen my short films said that I should do that. Which, again, is helpful in a general way but there are other factors involved besides doing something creative. I would like said occupation to have the potential to provide me with a living wage. (Filmmaking is almost on a par with commodity trader or music producer as far as likelihood of losing vast sums of money in a hurry.) It also has to be a transferable skill -- Argotnaut and I will likely be leaving Portland in 18 months or so when she goes to graduate school for her linguistics degree, and I'd like to be able to get a job wherever it is we end up.<br /><br />But a few days ago, I started thinking more seriously about an occupation Argotnaut and I have bandied about before: video production, and in a perfect world, music video production. This would enable me to use my skills as a filmmaker and audio engineer, is creative and science-y, offers the potential to actually earn a modest living and also is highly transferable, even overseas if necessary.<br /><br />The more I thought about it, the better it sounded. So I have decided to pursue that. Starting this Monday, I am taking a video editing course at Northwest Film Center (the same place I took the Filmmaking class) and this Spring I plan to start work on a Video Production Certificate through Portland Community College. Therefore, in the next few weeks, expect to be tortured by more of my short films, this time shot on video.<br /><br />For now, enjoy this very cost-effective and creative "OK Go" video if you haven't seen it already:<br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pv5zWaTEVkI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pv5zWaTEVkI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Or, if you prefer, here are a couple of nice pictures of Pepe with his tongue sticking out:<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/pepetongue1.jpg"><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/pepetongue2.jpg">Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-1167525635009033352006-12-30T16:25:00.000-08:002006-12-30T16:40:35.030-08:00It's a man's world, unfortunatelyLet me get this straight. Tara Conner, Miss USA, gets caught <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16287887/"> drinking while under age</a>, an activity that is not only illegal, but could be deadly, especially if she gets behind the wheel of a car. But everybody deserves a second chance, right? Nobody's perfect and all is forgiven.<br /><br />But.<br /><br />Katie Rees, former Miss Nevada, <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16400510/">shows her boobs</a>, an activity that harms no one, and gets the boot -- from an organization whose sole purpose is capitalizing on the sex appeal of attractive women.<br /><br />Wow. To quote <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_on_a_Hot_Tin_Roof">Big Daddy</a> in <span style="font-style:italic;">Cat on a Hot Tin Roof</span>, "Didn't you notice the powerful and obnoxious odor of mendacity in this room?"<br /><br />It truly is a man's world, as the late, great James Brown said. The women can't take over soon enough as far as I'm concerned.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-1166670954151176532006-12-20T19:08:00.000-08:002006-12-20T19:38:43.886-08:00Coop de ville!At long last, the coop she is finished.<br /><br />Our handy dude did a really nice job with it, too. The coop at the former house was built on an existing dog run. Essentially all that needed to be done was to put a roof of chicken wire on top of it. Not a small job, but not terribly a complicated one, either.<br /><br />Not so the current coop. Since no previous containment structure existed, this one had to be built. It is still using the side of the house as one wall (allowing the kitties access to it from a basement window) and the opposite wall is formed by the existing wooden fence. But the ends (including a handy gate) and the roof had to be constructed.<br /><br />Our handy dude also outfitted the entryway with a kitty-cat cupola that allows them a high vantage point from which they can view all the tasty woodland creatures that visit our backyard, and a nice series of raised platform that allow them to hop up to the "viewing deck."<br /><br />Here's a shot of Buster looking down on the almost completed coop from our bedroom window. "When the hell can I go out there?" he is obviously kvetching. Note the cupola in the background.<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/coopbuster1.jpg"><br /><br />Here's a shot of the interior and two of the three raised platforms.<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/coopint.jpg"><br /><br />And finally, here's the triumphant Buster enjoying his stately perch.<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/coopbuster2.jpg"><br /><br />Quite deluxe! "But Frinky!," you cry. "How do the cats get into the coop in the first place!?"<br /><br />The answer, another series of platforms mounted on the basement wall. The basement window has now been outfitted with a pet door:<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/coopaccess.jpg"><br /><br />Yes, it's very nearly perfect for the kitties, except for the one squirrel who has learned to stand over the coop and hurl insults at the poor caged predators below. All I can say is, he'd better not get too close!<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/coopsquirrel.jpg">Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-1166076459764952422006-12-13T22:06:00.000-08:002006-12-13T22:07:39.783-08:00Mary Cheney toonI just thought this was funny...<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/cheneytoon.jpg">Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-1166055574121822772006-12-13T16:13:00.000-08:002006-12-13T16:19:34.156-08:00Cooped upThe new cat coop is nearly complete...outside is done. Now we just have to add the series of platforms that will allow the kitties to access it through the basement window. I will post photos when the whole thing is done, but for now I can just say, "not a moment too soon." First, Buster is very much contemplating hurling himself through the window at passing wildlife:<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/bustersquirrel.jpg"><br /><br />And now he's getting a martyr complex!<br /><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/BathtubMary.jpg"><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/bustergrotto.jpg"><br /><br />Better get that thing done quick before he gets stigmata!Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-1165381989573264532006-12-05T20:50:00.000-08:002006-12-05T21:19:04.910-08:00Furry pantsArgotnaut and I continue to settle into the new residence and make it our own. Or to be more accurate, make it our <span style="font-style:italic;">pets'</span> own. We have had ramps installed from the back deck down to the back yard, and along the two sets of steps that lead down to the front sidewalk. Buddy and Pepe have been pretty good about using the ramps and they too are settling into a nice rut. They were treated to an unusual sight in Portland last week, however: a dusting of snow:<br /><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/winterybackyard.jpg"><br /><br />That on top of the <a href="http://www.oregonlive.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news/1164954428166990.xml?oregonian?lctop&coll=7"> wettest November in the history of Portland</a>, 12 inches of rain in 30 days. Fortunately, this is about all the snow Portland usually gets.<br /><br />Meanwhile, the cats are making do until the new cat coop is built:<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Where's our cat coop, dammit?!</span><br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/wherescatcoop.jpg"><br />The handy dude who built our doggy ramps is now in the process of constructing a new coop, which the boys will, I'm sure, disdainfully enjoy.<br /><br />I guess you can see who wears the pants in this family.<br /><br />Until the coop is completed, the kitties have to be content with the window box. Buster has accepted this for the time being. Grudgingly.<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/busterwindowbox.jpg"> <br /><br />The humans, meanwhile, are also settling in. Or at least I am. Argotnaut has been so busy with finals that she has yet to make friends with our new abode. But after a trip to the Midwest next week, she should have the last couple of weeks of December and the first week of January to sit in front of the fireplace and also soak in the hot tub. Speaking of the latter, I've been trying to get up to speed with all the chemicals and such that one needs to enjoy a spa. What with all the Ph balancing, alkalinity, calcium levels and bromine concentrations, I feel like I'm back in high school chemistry class. I can hear the guy down at the spa supply place now: "Well, you got the basics down, but to really do it up right, you'll need some ear of foxglove (which you gotta dissolve in rose water), six types of powdered tree frog and some eye of newt, and then you'll be set."<br /><br />Mmmmm...human cauldron.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-1164497344195877852006-11-25T14:56:00.000-08:002006-11-25T15:29:04.700-08:00Tofurky day in the new digsI am still getting used to doing things with my Apple iBook G4, but I did manage to e-mail a couple of photos from my phone to my e-mail, and find/download an Apple-oriented ftp program with which to upload them to the frinky server. So here's a look at the back garden during an EXTREMELY rare dry moment, with the sun streaming through the bamboo by the tea house:<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/path.jpg"><br /><br />And does <a href="http://www.tofurky.com/products/tofurkyfeasts.htm">Tofurky</a> have <a href="http://www.howstuffworks.com/question519.htm">tryptophan</a> in it? Possibly, but these guys are sacked because they got a T-day feast of chicken cold cuts and are now enjoying our gas fireplace (note Pepe in far upper right-hand corner):<br /><img src="http://www.frinkenstein.com/photos/tofurkyphan.jpg"><br /><br />We are slowly settling in and the house is great. Even with the <a href="http://wwwa.accuweather.com/news-blogs.asp?partner=accuweather&blog=clark"> record-setting amount of rain</a> we've had this month, the house's relatively high vantage point and lots of southern exposure have meant we're getting much more light that the old house. And for those seasonally-affected disorderly types in the household, that's a very big deal.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-1164415020557280092006-11-24T16:12:00.000-08:002006-11-24T16:47:27.043-08:00NaNoWriMo DOA, et. al.The move into the new house, she is accomplished.<br /><br />Overall it went fairly smoothly, but still took so much of my time to organize that "Tipping Point" will have to wait for a while. Unless I write 40,000 words in the next week. Which ain't gonna happen.<br /><br />No photos, I'm afraid, because my <a href="http://reviews.cnet.com/HP_Pavilion_zd7000/4505-3121_7-30557633.html">mighty laptop </a>, <span style="font-style:italic;">Gigantor</span>, is on the fritz. This just as I had decided that, rather than get a new TV to replace the ailing one we just donated, I would get a little gadget that allows one to watch TV on one's computer. Since <span style="font-style:italic;">Gigantor</span> has a 17" screen, I thought, "that'll work for my purposes." Of course, as soon as I installed the gadget, the video card on <span style="font-style:italic;">Gigantor</span> died. Do'h! I installed the same gadget on Lisa's little Fujitsu <a href="http://store.shopfujitsu.com/fpc/Ecommerce/buildseriesbean.do?series=P15"> notebook</a>, and it works fine. So at least I had access to football on Thanksgiving -- not that the games were worthy of much time.<br /><br />So now I have to figure out what to do about <span style="font-style:italic;">Gigantor</span>: fix it (for a hefty fee but much less than a new, comparable notebook) or sell it as is and buy something new. I have techy data to gather to make that decision and won't bore readers with the details. The upshot is that it's a huge pain in the ass to get photos from my phone to my little Apple iBook G4. So my posts will be prose-only for a little while. But at least I'm still able to surf and get e-mail and such.<br /><br />Better news is that it looks like the old house has already sold! We accepted an offer last Wednesday and as long as the buyers' financing doesn't fall through, they will close on December 7. Hooray! Appreciation since we bought the house will allow us to pay off Lisa's student loans, do a few upgrades to the new house, and pump the rest back into our investments. Now I see why so many rich folks are real estate developers. The house gained about 40% in value during the 2.5 years we owned it. It's all timing and luck, though. Timing in that we bought before a big rise housing prices. Luck in that Portland's market remains strong as other cities have seen a marked decline recently. But if you have enough good timing and good luck, a person can grow assets real quick. Or lose 'em in a big hurry. But such is also true if you bet on the Miami Dolphins to go to the Super Bowl this year.<br /><br />Well. Enough boring crap. More pithy posts to come, I promise!Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6942041.post-1163141339897287582006-11-09T22:38:00.000-08:002006-11-09T23:05:04.523-08:00"Tipping Point" excerptFor anyone interested (Hi Mom!), I've posted an excerpt from my "National Novel Writing Month" effort. The novel is entitled "Tipping Point."<br /><br />Click <a href="http://www.nanowrimo.org/simpleinfo.php?uid=92918">here</a> to go to the NaNoWriMo Authors page where the excerpt appears.<br /><br />The excerpt is only about 1,000 words, but if I chose a good passage from what I've written so far, after you've read it you'll want to read the rest of the novel. Too bad it won't be finished for another three weeks! (If then!)Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com6